Happy 43rd birthday, David! (April 18th, 1971)
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
When I look around, I see that everyone’s the protagonist of their own story. And the thing about stories is that not all of them have a happy ending. But some do.
i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that